New Crappiest Claim To Fame Contest

[Tik]

Originally Posted by kate13

Was she lol tell i said hello

i can`t she left me for alvins glove roadie

[rhondda rudie]

Originally Posted by Tik

i can`t she left me for alvins glove roadie

Did she call you her coo cachoo?

[Tik]

Originally Posted by rhondda rudie

Did she call you her coo cachoo?

she said summat about going to find a cock or two when she left

[nani]

Originally Posted by nephertiti

Sorry re-wind..I'm stuck at George of the jungle...is that not the guy who is in the "Mummy" films.............ok really jealous

Batman...still good

Tom Jones story - very funny

Starshine , you would have made an uncharactaristically lovely classy WAG

Tik ......was this JB or james Brown

I once offered this guy a lift in my taxi cause he looked poor......

Nephertiti

Yes, George, George George of the Jungle. He's really tall! very quick witted, smart and a gentleman. So easy to talk with and Ohhh a fab dancer!! I didn't know who he was (not big on silly movies or TV) so I watched George of the Jungle. Did I mention cute?

Uncle Batman hehe. By the time I came along, Uncle Batman was history and my aunty moved back home to a semi-quiet life..Erm my dad gave Batman the bash.

Now, Starshine, would you do it all over again or consider yourself saved? hehe Having said that...Norm's the best dancer...NORM, NORM will you marry me and make me a WAG? I will share my hairbrush too

Aw I hope that poor bloke in the taxi remembers to speak of the kind lady who gave him a lift. I hope karma remembers too x

[Nizzy]

Originally Posted by nani

Hi Nes

Yes, that Batman

WOW! Now starring in the greatest programme on TV - Family Guy (as Mayor Adam West). That's cool, not crappy!

[nani]

Nizzy, is your signature referencing Tool or merely a coincidence?

[nephertiti]

Nani - I think you surpassed everyone ...George of the Jungle....sorry full stop...and dancing........

Ps the end of the story of the taxi was that he turned out to be a .... most unpoor.......I was doing my " helpful I can speaka da language here"
when I met was starshine...I was truly starstruck...and I just waffled on...
When I said "uncharactaristically" I was referring to the real footballers wives who are now famous with no substance it seems....but I digress...you can tell I have this PC to myself....

[nani]

Originally Posted by nephertiti

Nani - I think you surpassed everyone ...George of the Jungle....sorry full stop...and dancing........

Ps the end of the story of the taxi was that he turned out to be a .... most unpoor.......I was doing my " helpful I can speaka da language here"
when I met was starshine...I was truly starstruck...and I just waffled on...
When I said "uncharactaristically" I was referring to the real footballers wives who are now famous with no substance it seems....but I digress...you can tell I have this PC to myself....

Do you know, it's terrible knowing that when I saw his movie I went corrrr at George coz he was mostly naked yet in real life the man is lovely.

Soooo, who was the unpoor blokey then? Dying to know

[Nizzy]

Originally Posted by nani

Nizzy, is your signature referencing Tool or merely a coincidence?

Nah, it's referencing Mr Terence 'Astro' Wilson, the man with the Holy Pazeem!

[nani]

Originally Posted by Nizzy

Nah, it's referencing Mr Terence 'Astro' Wilson, the man with the Holy Pazeem!

Sorry, was being a cheeky cow