Cinderella's remorse

[San Diego]

An update on Cinderella
Cinderella is now 90 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince,
She happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch
With a cat named Bob for companionship.

One afternoon out of nowhere appeared the fairy godmother.

Cinderella said, "Fairy godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?" "Cinderella," she replied, "You have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed and, after some thoughtful consideration, She uttered her first wish...

"The prince was wonderful but he was not a very good investor. I am living
Hand-to-mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I was quite wealthy.

And, almost instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold.


Cinderella said, "Oh, thank you, fairy godmother!"

"Well, it's the least I can do. What is your second wish?"

Cinderella looked at her frail body and said, "I wish that I
Was young again with the beauty and youth I once had."

Her wish became reality, and her beautiful youthful appearance returned.
Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.

Then the fairy godmother said, "You have one more wish... What is it?"

Cinderella looked over at the frightened cat in the corner and said...

"I would like to have Bob, my old cat, transformed into a kind and
Handsome young man."
Almost magically, the cat underwent a fundamental a change in his Biological make-up and, when he stood before her, he was a man so Handsome, the likes of him that she had never seen.

The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella!
Enjoy your new life."

And then, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity,
The fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.

For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Bob gazed into each
other's eyes.

Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most handsome and
Stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.

Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair,
And he held her close in his young muscular arms.

He leaned in close, blowing into her golden hair with his warm breath,
As he quietly whispered...

"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered!"

[nani]

bahahahhahahaha

[Homely Girl]

Gx

[Nes B40]

[nephertiti]

[pgb]

...omg hilarious.

[steven creamer]

Fi, I think that the winter months are starting to affect you. Have a Happy Thanksgiving, and may the holidays be good to you and your family. By the way hahahaha, at least she was responisble and neutered her cat.

Stevie 2fingerz

[kate13]

[MAYBETOMORROW]

[Groovy 40]