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Old 4th December 2011, 11:14 PM
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A woman knocked on my door, i opened the door and asked:
Who are you?
She said: From the C.I.A
I said: Why are you here?
She said: Because i CWALLOW IT ALL


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Old 4th December 2011, 11:34 PM
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this will make you smile dutchy...

Last night i came out of a nightclub, and was approached by a gorgeous Thai woman.
She gave me a cheeky wink and said "Sucky Cocky, £20?"
I said "yeah Alright" and led her into the alley. I soon realised my mistake as she handed me two £10 notes and started to lift her skirt.


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this will make you smile dutchy...

Last night i came out of a nightclub, and was approached by a gorgeous Thai woman.
She gave me a cheeky wink and said "Sucky Cocky, £20?"
I said "yeah Alright" and led her into the alley. I soon realised my mistake as she handed me two £10 notes and started to lift her skirt.


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this will make you smile dutchy...

Last night i came out of a nightclub, and was approached by a gorgeous Thai woman.
She gave me a cheeky wink and said "Sucky Cocky, £20?"
I said "yeah Alright" and led her into the alley. I soon realised my mistake as she handed me two £10 notes and started to lift her skirt.


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