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Old 6th December 2011, 11:54 AM
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Feeling mega rough with a terrible cough and a really sore throat.Now it's a well known scientific fact that such maladies affect the male of the species to a far greater extent than the female.Therefore I'd be grateful for heartfelt expressions of sympathy from the ladies of the bb.
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Old 6th December 2011, 02:41 PM
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A pity you're a man Tom, otherwise i would have a good medicine for your sore throat.
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Old 6th December 2011, 02:47 PM
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Suddenly it doesn't feel so sore.
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Feeling mega rough with a terrible cough and a really sore throat.Now it's a well known scientific fact that such maladies affect the male of the species to a far greater extent than the female.Therefore I'd be grateful for heartfelt expressions of sympathy from the ladies of the bb.
Lol Tom us men are not aloud to be poorly or any worse than the female species they recon we are mardies I'd swap my man flu to having baby's any day
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A pity you're a man Tom, otherwise i would have a good medicine for your sore throat.
Tom, I was going to say "suck it up" and go on a speil about how much women have to do irregardless of whether they are sick or not, but then Dutchy made me laugh so hard, and I assume made you gag badly, so not only can I not be bothered anymore, I feel rather bad for you.

Hope you're feeling better soon.
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Old 6th December 2011, 03:34 PM
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Tom, I was going to say "suck it up" and go on a speil about how much women have to do irregardless of whether they are sick or not, but then Dutchy made me laugh so hard, and I assume made you gag badly, so not only can I not be bothered anymore, I feel rather bad for you.

Hope you're feeling better soon.
You assume right Trish,to say I was startled by Dutchy's post would be an understatement.Thanks for the good wishes.
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I prescribe lying on the sofa with a duvet, watching the snooker on TV. And get those girls running round after your every need. Do this for the next 3 days and you should be a lot better.
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Old 6th December 2011, 05:48 PM
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I prescribe lying on the sofa with a duvet, watching the snooker on TV. And get those girls running round after your every need. Do this for the next 3 days and you should be a lot better.
Thanks Jimmy.You are truly an oasis of compassion in this desert of female indifference.
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Old 6th December 2011, 05:57 PM
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what they don't realize tom is that man flu is a lot more dangerous than girlie flu. Too much exertion can cause complications.
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