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Old 13th December 2011, 03:16 PM
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The Candy with the Little Hole

This should make you laugh.

The children began to identify flavours by their colour

Red...............................Cherry
Yellow............................Lemon
Green.............................Lime
Orange...........................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all a Honey lifesaver, but none of the students could identify the flavour. The teacher said I will give you all a clue "Sometimes your mothers may call your fathers this." One girl looked up in horror and yelled, "quick spit them out, they're ass-holes" The teacher abruptly left the room.

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Old 13th December 2011, 11:25 PM
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...very funny
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Old 14th December 2011, 03:46 AM
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Old 14th December 2011, 04:42 AM
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not so funny......
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not so funny......
And that's funny, too!
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Old 19th December 2011, 09:57 AM
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Old 19th December 2011, 10:10 AM
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lol.. very good
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