One for the boys

[dutchy]

Originally Posted by Nizzy

I kind of like all of them...

Oops, I just spoiled my ballot.

All those new words, wtf does ballot means? is it slang or a proper word?

[Nizzy]

Originally Posted by dutchy

All those new words, wtf does ballot means? is it slang or a proper word?

It's the piece of paper you vote on, mate.

[dutchy]

Originally Posted by Nizzy

It's the piece of paper you vote on, mate.

Ok, something new i learned

[Nizzy]

Originally Posted by dutchy

Ok, something new i learned

That'll be 25 euros, please.

[dutchy]

Ok, i give you 100, do you have 10 back?

[Nizzy]

Originally Posted by dutchy

Ok, i give you 100, do you have 10 back?

I'll have a look down the back of the sofa, D.

[JB40]

Have you noticed that women who have plastic surgery look increasingly like Pete Burns ???

[dutchy]

Originally Posted by JB40

Have you noticed that women who have plastic surgery look increasingly like Pete Burns ???

I don't know who that bloke is, but they're all looking rediculous, nearly a i do

[JB40]

First they get that weird 'hockey-mask' look. Then the trout pout. Then the ears start moving towards the back of the head. It's all very strange. And really un-attractive.

[Dean M]

A woman in her late forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The Knob,” where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman’s head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted “The Knob.”
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful - the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
“All these years, everything has been working just fine. I’ve had to turn the knob many times and I’ve always loved the results. But now I’ve developed two annoying problems:
First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won’t get rid of them.”
The doctor looked at her closely and said, “Those aren’t bags, those are your breasts.”
She said, “Well, I guess that explains the goatee.”