Oi North Korea there's only one Supreme Leader

[Saad]

and he's the sticksman for the finest reggae band in the world - NOT the Little Chubby One who you have given THAT title to.

He will have to get a real job such as an extra on EastEnders.

If you want to use the title for your head honcho then you have to appoint JB as your one & only SUPREME LEADER.


The othet terms are:

1. Only UB40 will be played on the radio

2. Only UB40 related stuff will be shown on TV

3. The National Anthem will change each month & be track from any of the
1st three revolutionary albums

4. Porkie Pies Inc & their capitalist al(lies) will be banned from ever being mentioned anywhere by anyone.

5. JB will have to address all the beloved people at least once a week just after Corrie & you will have to have crossed drumbats installed over entrances to all buildings throughout the country.

The above is non-negotiable!!!

Long Live Jim-Bob Drum

Long live the drum revolution

[Starshine007]

Saad, who nobbled yer Marmite?

[JB40]

Originally Posted by Saad

and he's the sticksman for the finest reggae band in the world - NOT the Little Chubby One who you have given THAT title to.

He will have to get a real job such as an extra on EastEnders.

If you want to use the title for your head honcho then you have to appoint JB as your one & only SUPREME LEADER.


The othet terms are:

1. Only UB40 will be played on the radio

2. Only UB40 related stuff will be shown on TV

3. The National Anthem will change each month & be track from any of the
1st three revolutionary albums

4. Porkie Pies Inc & their capitalist al(lies) will be banned from ever being mentioned anywhere by anyone.

5. JB will have to address all the beloved people at least once a week just after Corrie & you will have to have crossed drumbats installed over entrances to all buildings throughout the country.

The above is non-negotiable!!!

Long Live Jim-Bob Drum

Long live the drum revolution

absolutelyonehundredandfiftypercentspotonsaad.

what he said.

[rhondda rudie]

Great to see the manifesto in print at last.The the glorious day is near.

[JB40]

[San Diego]

Human beings have an inalienable right to invent themselves; when that right is pre-empted it is called brain-washing."
--Germaine Greer,
Australian writer and feminist

[nephertiti]

Too funny ...obviously it is a very serious manifesto ...but cleverly disguised as satire ....