UB40 The Dieting Album

[JB40]

great stuff loonies. a classic thread here.


just another hurl gave me a titter, nothing in me kitchen and buns in the ghetto were up there. and lou came out with a couple of corkers, specially please don't make me fry, and bring me your cupasoup . I'm not weighed so easily gave me a snort.

even the fraulein had decided to let her sense of humour out of it's dungeon for some exercise for the late-entry dietician.
the lovely fiona of diego threw in her usual subtly restrained self with I love it when you purge.

you could eat somebody. . .she's only dough, was a late surreal touch from the man with the fingers.

suddenly, out of nowhere, the normally shy PUMA throws in a couple of grenades with griddle me and until my dieting day.


then general tom turns up at the last minute with a couple of bobby dazzlers, with grubmobile and the classic branston town, that would have been a winner, if it wasn't for the superb show-stopping entry from our very own UKW.. . . .

ladies and gentlemen. I give you. . . . THE PILAU !!!!!!!!!!!!


congratulations every one.

UKW, you deserve a prize.













oh, and PS: mr C. . . . . . . . . . . .NO!!!!!!!

[mrClaypole]

Im no good at this sort of thing.

[San Diego]

What is Pilau?

[JB40]

it's a type of asian rice Fi.

it's very popular round these parts.

[San Diego]

Thanks.

[UK Warrior]

Nice one, JB. I've had the worst weekend of my life and that's just cheered me right up!

Good work all round, gang.

[San Diego]

The worst......that not good.

[oLdbOi]

.... Rice
Brings back one time as i was waiting for a bus.
A you girl singing away to the promises and lies riddim
Curry goat and rice...

oLdbOi...heybOi heybOi

[pedromenedro]

Don't bake a tart
Bit it
Instant radical change of ingestion
Looking down at my mid section
The pie eater calls it a day

[kate13]

Oh my Sweet Sensation.